“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
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"Sanrio’s Gudetama TV Anime Shorts to Premiere on March 31, 2014
Sanrio has announced that a television series of shorts featuring its egg character Gudetama will premiere on March 31, 2014 on the Asa Chan television program.
Gudetama joined Sanrio’s character line-up in 2013. According to the company, Gudetama is an egg that is dead to the world and completely lacks motivation. No matter what cooking method you use, Gudetama remains unmoved.”